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Jack starts working in a lumber camp.
The boss says, "We work twelve hours
a day, we eat two meals a day, lights
out at ten-thirty, and you can put your
dick in the barrel over there for a
blow job any day but Thursday." Jack
says, "Why not Thursday?"
Answers The boss, "Because Thursday
is your turn in the barrel."



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A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter
for his wife one evening...
Dear Wife,
I am 54 and by the time you receive this
letter I will be at the Grand Bay Hotel
with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old
secretary."
There was a letter waiting for him When
he arrived at the hotel that read as follows...
Dear Husband,
I too am 54 and by the time you receive
this letter I will be at the Park Hotel
with my handsome and virile 18 year old boy.
AND, you, being an accountant, will appreciate
that 18 goes into 54 many more times than
54 goes into 18."



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A mother walks into her daughters room holding
a condom in her hand, "I found this while cleaning
your room today.... Are you sexually active?"
To which the daughter replies, "No, I just lay there."



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A retired gentleman went into the social
security office to apply for Social Security.
After waiting in line a long time he got to
the counter. The woman behind the counter
asked him for his drivers license to verify
his age. He looked in his pockets and realized
he had left his wallet at home. He told the
woman that he was very sorry but he seemed
to have left his wallet at home.
"Will I have to go home and come back now?"
he asks. The woman says,
"Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt
revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says,
"That silver hair on your chest is proof enough
for me," and she processed his Social Security
application. When he gets home, the man excitedly
tells his wife about his experience at the Social
Security office. She said, "You should have dropped
your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too."



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