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These two guys had just gotten divorced.
They were best friends and they decided
to move up to Alaska as far north as they
could go and never look at a woman again.
They got up there and went into a trader's
store and told him, "Give us enough supplies
to last two men for one year." The trader
got the gear together and on top of each
one's supplies he laid a board with a hole
in it with fur around the hole.
The guys asked "What's that board for?"
The trader said, "Well, where you're going
there are no women and you might need this."
"No way! We've sworn off women for life!"
"Well. take the boards with you, and if
you don't use them I'll refund your money
next year.
"Okay," they said and left.
The next year this guy came into the
trader's store and said, "Give me enough
supplies to last one man for one year."
The trader asked "Weren't you in here
last year with a partner?"
"Yeah" said the guy.
"Where is he?" asked the trader.
"I killed him," said the guy.
Shocked, the trader asks, "Why?"
The guy replies, "I caught him in bed
with my board!"
These two guys had just gotten divorced.
They were best friends and they decided
to move up to Alaska as far north as they
could go and never look at a woman again.
They got up there and went into a trader's
store and told him, "Give us enough supplies
to last two men for one year." The trader
got the gear together and on top of each
one's supplies he laid a board with a hole
in it with fur around the hole.
The guys asked "What's that board for?"
The trader said, "Well, where you're going
there are no women and you might need this."
"No way! We've sworn off women for life!"
"Well. take the boards with you, and if you
don't use them I'll refund your money next year.
"Okay," they said and left.
The next year this guy came into the trader's
store and said, "Give me enough supplies
to last one man for one year." The trader asked
"Weren't you in here last year with a partner?"
"Yeah" said the guy.
"Where is he?" asked the trader.
"I killed him," said the guy.
Shocked, the trader asks, "Why?"
The guy replies, "I caught him in bed
with my board!"



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A man went into a pharmacy asking
to talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman he was talking to said
that she and her sister owned the
store, so there were no males there.
She then asked if there was something
she could help the gentleman with.
The man said, "This is embarrassing
for me, but I have a permanent
erection which causes me a lot of
problems and embarrassment. I was
wondering what you could give me for it?"
The pharmacist said, "Just a minute,
I'll go talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "The
best we can do is 1/3 ownership
in the store and $3000 a month in
living expenses.



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A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom
in the middle of the night. As he passes his
parent's bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole.
He watches for a moment, then continues on
down the hallway, saying to himself, "Boy,
and she gets mad at me for sucking my thumb."


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While in the playground with his friend,
Little John noticed that Danny was wearing
a brand new, shiny watch.
"Did you get that for your birthday?"
asked Little John.
"Nope." replied Danny.
"Well, did you get it for Christmas then?"
"Nope." Says Danny
"You didn't steal it, did you?" asks Little John.
"No," said Danny. "I went into Mom and Dad's
bedroom the other night when they were
'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch
to get rid of me.
Little John was extremely impressed with
this idea, and extremely jealous of Danny's
new watch. He vowed to get one for himself.
That night, he waited outside his parents'
bedroom until he heard the unmistakable
noises of lovemaking. Just then, he swung
the door wide open and boldly strode into
the bedroom. His father, caught in mid stroke,
turned and said angrily.
"What do you want now?"
"I wanna watch," John replied.
Without missing a stroke, his father said,
"Fine. Stand in the corner and watch,
but keep quiet."



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