These two guys had just gotten divorced. They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again. They got up there and went into a trader's store and told him, "Give us enough supplies to last two men for one year." The trader got the gear together and on top of each one's supplies he laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole. The guys asked "What's that board for?" The trader said, "Well, where you're going there are no women and you might need this." "No way! We've sworn off women for life!" "Well. take the boards with you, and if you don't use them I'll refund your money next year. "Okay," they said and left. The next year this guy came into the trader's store and said, "Give me enough supplies to last one man for one year." The trader asked "Weren't you in here last year with a partner?" "Yeah" said the guy. "Where is he?" asked the trader. "I killed him," said the guy. Shocked, the trader asks, "Why?" The guy replies, "I caught him in bed with my board!" These two guys had just gotten divorced. They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again. They got up there and went into a trader's store and told him, "Give us enough supplies to last two men for one year." The trader got the gear together and on top of each one's supplies he laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole. The guys asked "What's that board for?" The trader said, "Well, where you're going there are no women and you might need this." "No way! We've sworn off women for life!" "Well. take the boards with you, and if you don't use them I'll refund your money next year. "Okay," they said and left. The next year this guy came into the trader's store and said, "Give me enough supplies to last one man for one year." The trader asked "Weren't you in here last year with a partner?" "Yeah" said the guy. "Where is he?" asked the trader. "I killed him," said the guy. Shocked, the trader asks, "Why?" The guy replies, "I caught him in bed with my board!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 671 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man went into a pharmacy asking to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males there. She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with. The man said, "This is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems and embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?" The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister." When she returned, she said, "The best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store and $3000 a month in living expenses”. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 423 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As he passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole. He watches for a moment, then continues on down the hallway, saying to himself, "Boy, and she gets mad at me for sucking my thumb." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 28 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. While in the playground with his friend, Little John noticed that Danny was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. "Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little John. "Nope." replied Danny. "Well, did you get it for Christmas then?" "Nope." Says Danny "You didn't steal it, did you?" asks Little John. "No," said Danny. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me”. Little John was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Danny's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking. Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily. "What do you want now?" "I wanna watch," John replied. Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 643 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.