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Two young guys were picked up by the
cops for smoking dope and appeared in
court on Friday before the judge.
The judge said, "You seem like nice
young men, and I'd like to give you
a second chance rather than jail time.
I want you to go out this weekend and
try to show others the evils of drug
use and get them to give up drugs forever.
I'll see you back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court,
and the judge said to the 1st one,
"How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people
to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did
you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew
two circles like this... o O ...and
told them this (the big circle) is
your brain before drugs and this
(small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," said the judge.
"And you, how did you do?" he asked the second boy,
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people
to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you
manage to do that?!?",
"Well, I used a similar approach.
(draws two circles) O o I said
(pointing to the small circle)
"This is your asshole before prison ..."


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Ben and Mark were talking about the Christmas
gifts they are going to buy for their wives.
Ben said: "I got Nancy a pair of slippers and
a dildo." "Thats a strange combination," said
Mark.
"Its a great combination," replied Ben,
"if she doesnt like the slippers, she can go
fuck herself."



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Q: Why a blonde get confused in the bathroom?
A: Because she is not used to pulling her own
pants down.



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A man asked his girlfriend to marry him.
To prove his love to her she wanted him
to get her name, Wendy, tattooed on his
penis. When it was erect is said Wendy
and when it was limp if said Wy.
They got married and went to Jamaica to
a nude beach for their honeymoon. When
the husband get them a drink at a stand
on the beach he noticed that the man who
was waiting on him also has a Wy on his penis.
"Oh you must have a wife named Wendy too
the waiter said:
No mine says Welcome to Jamaica man have
a nice day!!!



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