Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday." Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the 1st one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this... o O ...and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" he asked the second boy, "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?!?", "Well, I used a similar approach. (draws two circles) O o I said (pointing to the small circle) "This is your asshole before prison ..." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 14 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Ben and Mark were talking about the Christmas gifts they are going to buy for their wives. Ben said: "I got Nancy a pair of slippers and a dildo." "That’s a strange combination," said Mark. "It’s a great combination," replied Ben, "if she doesn’t like the slippers, she can go fuck herself." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 471 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: Why a blonde get confused in the bathroom? A: Because she is not used to pulling her own pants down. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 758 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man asked his girlfriend to marry him. To prove his love to her she wanted him to get her name, Wendy, tattooed on his penis. When it was erect is said Wendy and when it was limp if said Wy. They got married and went to Jamaica to a nude beach for their honeymoon. When the husband get them a drink at a stand on the beach he noticed that the man who was waiting on him also has a Wy on his penis. "Oh you must have a wife named Wendy too” the waiter said: “No mine says Welcome to Jamaica man have a nice day!!!” Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 453 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.