A surgeon went to check on his very famous
patient after an operation. She was awake,
so he examined her. She asked, "How long will
it be before I am able to have a normal sex
life again, Doctor?"
The Surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed
the girl. "What's the matter Doctor? I will be
alright, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine Miss Lewinski,
It's just that no one has ever asked me that
after having their tonsils out."
What did Bill Clinton say when the investigators
showed him a picture of Monica Lewinsky and asked
him if he had ever seen her? He said,
"Yes I think I've come across her face a time or two."
