Enter your e-mail:



A surgeon went to check on his very famous
patient after an operation. She was awake,
so he examined her. She asked, "How long will
it be before I am able to have a normal sex
life again, Doctor?"
The Surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed
the girl. "What's the matter Doctor? I will be
alright, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine Miss Lewinski,
It's just that no one has ever asked me that
after having their tonsils out."



Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5
14 people already rated this joke.
Send this joke to a friend
Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.




What did Bill Clinton say when the investigators
showed him a picture of Monica Lewinsky and asked
him if he had ever seen her? He said,
"Yes I think I've come across her face a time or two."



Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5
19 people already rated this joke.
Send this joke to a friend
Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.




Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob?
A: Ten minutes of silence!



Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5
826 people already rated this joke.
Send this joke to a friend
Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.




Q: What do women and foxes have in common?
A: Ones a cunning little runt. The other is
a running little Cunt.



Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5
490 people already rated this joke.
Send this joke to a friend
Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.