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Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

A: So he can tell if he is coming or going


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Doctor: "Are you sexually active?"
Blonde: "No, I just lie there."


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Q: Did you hear that Santa is getting a divorce?

A: He got caught laying a doll under the tree last year.



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Q: If you had an 8 inch penis growing in the middle of
your forehead how many inches would you see?

A: None, you'ld have 2 balls covering your eyes.


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