A white and a black guy were sitting on the edge of a swimming pool. The white guy put his dick into the water and said, "23.5 degrees!" The black guy put his dick into the water, too and said, "And 3.5 meters deep!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 88 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A husband and wife were having difficulty surviving financially so they decided that the wife should try prostitution as an extra source of income. The husband drove her out to a popular corner and informed her he would be at the side of the building if she had any questions or problems. A gentleman pulled up shortly after and asked her how much to go all the way. She told him to wait a minute and ran around the corner to ask her husband. The husband told her to tell the client $100. She went back and informed the client at which he cried, 'That was too much!' He then asked 'How much for a handjob?' She asked him to wait a minute and ran to ask her husband how much. The husband said 'Ask for $40'. The woman ran back and informed the client. He felt that this was an agreeable price and began to remove his pants and underwear. Upon the removal of his clothing the woman noticed that the man was well endowed. She asked him once more to wait a moment. She ran around the corner again at which her husband asked 'Now what?' 'Can I borrow $60?' Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 19 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. The husband complained, "You never cry out when you orgasm." "How do you know" she replied, "you are never there." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 127 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. They made an engaging looking couple in the swank restaurant. The man was handsome, graying and obviously well off; the woman was a joy to any eye - very young, ravishing and delectable. As they each read their menus, the gentleman asked his date what she would like to eat. She scanned the menu yet again, and said "To begin, I'll have two champagne cocktails, then a dozen oysters on the half shell and a tureen of turtle soup. As entrees I'll have the filet of English sole followed by pheasant under glass, plus an a la cart e order of asparagus tips. For dessert, they may just bring the cart.” Somewhat surprised not only by her appetite, but by the cost of all of this, he asked, "Tell me. Do you eat this well at home?" "Well, no," she admitted, "But no one at home wants to sleep with me." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 17 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.