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A white and a black guy were sitting on the
edge of a swimming pool. The white guy put
his dick into the water and said, "23.5 degrees!"
The black guy put his dick into the water, too
and said, "And 3.5 meters deep!"


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A husband and wife were having difficulty
surviving financially so they decided that
the wife should try prostitution as an extra
source of income. The husband drove her out
to a popular corner and informed her he would
be at the side of the building if she had
any questions or problems. A gentleman pulled
up shortly after and asked her how much to
go all the way. She told him to wait a minute
and ran around the corner to ask her husband.
The husband told her to tell the client $100.
She went back and informed the client at
which he cried, 'That was too much!' He then
asked 'How much for a handjob?' She asked him
to wait a minute and ran to ask her husband
how much. The husband said 'Ask for $40'.
The woman ran back and informed the client.
He felt that this was an agreeable price and
began to remove his pants and underwear.
Upon the removal of his clothing the woman
noticed that the man was well endowed. She
asked him once more to wait a moment. She
ran around the corner again at which her
husband asked 'Now what?' 'Can I borrow $60?'



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The husband complained, "You
never cry out when you orgasm."
"How do you know" she replied,
"you are never there."



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They made an engaging looking couple in
the swank restaurant. The man was handsome,
graying and obviously well off; the woman
was a joy to any eye - very young, ravishing
and delectable. As they each read their menus,
the gentleman asked his date what she would
like to eat. She scanned the menu yet again,
and said "To begin, I'll have two champagne
cocktails, then a dozen oysters on the half
shell and a tureen of turtle soup. As entrees
I'll have the filet of English sole followed
by pheasant under glass, plus an a la cart e
order of asparagus tips. For dessert, they may
just bring the cart.” Somewhat surprised not
only by her appetite, but by the cost of all
of this, he asked, "Tell me. Do you eat this
well at home?" "Well, no," she admitted, "But
no one at home wants to sleep with me."


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