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Q: What's the ultimate rejection?

A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.


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Q: How is air like sex?

A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.


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Q: What do sex and poker have in common?

A: If you don't have a good partner,
you better have a good hand.



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Wife: "Why don't you ever callout my name
when we're making love?"
Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."


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