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Teacher says: "Jhonny why is your cat at school today?"
Johnny: (crying)..........
"I heard the postman say my mom: "When your child
goes to school I'm going to eat your pussy".


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Q: What did the penis say to the condom?

A: Cover me I'm going in.


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Q: Why was the egyptian girl worried?

A: Because her daddy was having sex wit her MUMMY


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Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?

A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party
and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.




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