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A young boy had just gotten
his driving permit.
He asked his father, who was
a minister, if they could
discuss the use of the car.
His father took him to his
study and said to him, "I'll
make a deal with you. You
bring your grades up, study
your Bible a little and get
your hair cut and we'll talk
about it."
After about a month the boy
came back and again asked his
father if they could discuss
use of the car. They again
went to the father's study
where his father said, "Son,
I've been real proud of you.
You have brought your grades
up, you've studied your Bible
diligently, but you didn't
get your hair cut!"
The young man waited a moment
and replied, "You know Dad,
I've been thinking about that.
You know, Samson had long hair,
Moses had long hair, Noah had
long hair, and even Jesus had
long hair."
To which his father replied,
"Yes, and they walked every
where they went!"


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This guy travels all over the
world gathering information to
write a book on various churches,
at each church he notices a
golden telephone on the wall
with a sign saying $10,000.
He asked the first priest why
it was a $10,000 dollar call,
and the priest said "My son
that is the price to talk to God."
Arriving in St. John's he again
sees a golden telephone, but
this time the sign reads 25
cents, finding the priest he
ask why the call is so cheap,
the priest replys, "My son,
from here it is a local call."


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There was a ship that was sailing to
Paris and the assistant said there
were to many people on the ship.
The captain called everone on to the
deck and said: "There are to many
people on the ship so 3 people have
to sacrifice for their country.
First an American man came and said:
"Yes, I will sacrifice for my country."
Then he jumped overboard. Then a
Chinese man came and said: "I will
sacrifice for my country shing shang
shong". Then he jumped overboard.
No one came for 5 minutes. Then an
Indian man came and said: "I will
sacrifice for my country. Bharat Mata
Ki Jai". Then he carried the Punjabi
man that was next to him and threw
him overboard.


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The pastor shocked the congregation
when he announced that he was resigning
from the church and moving to a drier
climate. After the service, a very
distraught lady came to the pastor
with tears in her eyes, "Oh, Pastor
Bob, we are going to miss you so much.
We don't want you to leave!" The kind
hearted pastor patted her hand and
said "Now, now, Mary, don't carry on.
The pastor who takes my place might
be even better than me".
"Yeah", she said, with a tone of
disappointment in her voice, "That's
what they said the last time too..."


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