A priest, minister, and a rabbi were standing around a large circle with all of their churches money. They just couldn't decide how much to give to God and how much to spend. The priest suggested that they throw it all up in the air and whatever lands inside the circle they give to God. "No, no, no" said the minister "we should throw it all up in the air and whatever lands outside the circle we will give to God." "You both are wrong," stated the rabbi. "We should throw it all up in the air and whatever God wants he will keep." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 123 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A man wondered if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin. The reason is because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest. He asks for the priest's opinion. After consulting the Bible, the priest says, "My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on the Sabbath." The man thinks, "What does a priest know about sex?" So, he decides to ask a minister. The minister gives the same reply as the priest had given him. Sex is work, and therefore not permitted on the Sabbath. Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a Rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, "My son, sex is definitely play." The man asks, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others are convinced that sex is work?" The Rabbi replies, "If sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 47 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There was this Christian lady who had to do a lot of traveling for her business so she did a lot of flying. But flying made her nervous so she always took her Bible along with her to read and it helped relax her. One time she was sitting next to a man. When he saw her pull out her Bible he gave a little chuckle and went back to what he was doing. After a while he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there do you?" The lady replied, "Of course I do. It is the Bible." He said, "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?" She replied, "Oh, Jonah. Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible." He asked, "Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?" The lady said, "Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to heaven I will ask him." "What if he isn't in heaven?" the man asked sarcastically. "Then you can ask him," replied the lady. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 92 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. The little girl reported at home what she had learned at Sunday school concerning the creation of Adam and Eve: "The teacher told us how God made the first man and the first woman. He made the man first. But the man was very lonely with nobody to talk to him. So God put the man to sleep. And while the man was asleep, God took out his brains and made a woman of them." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 36 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.