A guy dies and goes to heaven and he is met by St Peter at the gate who asks, "What did you do all your life?" The man says, "Well, I was a doctor and I tried to cure people of illness and suffering." St. Peter opened the gate and said, "Welcome. Come right in!" The second man dies and he meets St. Peter at the gates and is asked what he had done all his life and he replies, "I was a pharmacist and I filled prescriptions that helped people feel better and relieved their pain." "Welcome," says St. Peter. He opens the gate and lets the man in. The third man dies and meets St. Peter at the gate. "What did you do all your life?" asks St. Peter. "Oh, I ran an HMO," he replied. "Welcome," said St. Peter. "Come right in - BUT you can only stay 3 days." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 30 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Mother: That's no way to say your prayers. Daughter: But Mom, I thought that God was tired of hearing the same old stuff every night...so I told him the story of the Three Bears instead. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 32 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. God said to Adam "I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a penis. The bad news... I've only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 54 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "Fuck, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don’t use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his shot second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, "I fuck’n missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don’t use that language or god will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn’t help mutter, "Oh fuck…" The priest said, "That’s it god will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance a deep voice said, "FUCK, I Missed". Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 99 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.