In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 33 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS). Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 150 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Two bishops were discussing the decline of morals in the modern world. "I didn't sleep with my wife before I was married," said one clergyman self-righteously. "Did you?" "I don't know," said the other. "What was her maiden name?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 14 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. The Rev. Dr. Jordan was anxious about his son's college examination and requested him to telegraph the results. The boy sent the following telegram, "Hymn 342, fifth verse, last two lines." Looking it up, the father found the words, "Sorrow vanished, labor ended, Jordan passed." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 29 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.