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Q: What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary Clinton after having sex?
A: "I will be home in 20 minutes, dear."



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Q: Why are people so afraid of the current administration?
A: Because we're being ruled by a Bush, a Dick, and a Colin



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Osama bin Laden and one of his followers
were riding on a camel when they stopped
at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the
camel and lifts up its tail and looks at
the camel's butt, just then a guy comes
over and says, "What are you doing?"
Osama replies, "About 2 miles back I heard
someone say, 'Hey, look at the two assholes
on that camel."


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George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a
conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden
tells George Bush, "There is no point of engaging
in further war. I can see total peace in the future!"
George Bush replies, "Oh yeah and tell me what you see?"
Osama answers, "I can see New York, with new great
buildings on one side and beautiful new buildings
on the other side, and everything is peaceful and
wonderful."
George Bush says, "Wow is that what you see? Well
I'll tell ya what I see for the future of Afghanistan...
I see a house here, a house there, a small building
here and small building there, but there are signs
hanging in the middle of the street."
Osama asks, "And what do they say?"
George answers, "Hell, I don't know. I can't read Hebrew!"


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