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An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked
the ommanding Officer for a 3-day pass.
The CO says "Are you crazy? You just joined
the Israeli army, and you already want a
3-day pass? You must do something spectacular
for that recognition!"
So the soldier comes back a day later in an
Arab tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked,
"How did you do it?"
"Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward
the border with the Arabs. I approached the
border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white
flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up.
I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to
get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"



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Clinton was asked if Monica Lewinsky was lying.
"No” he replied “she was kneeling.”



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Q: What do and Bob Dole and Monica Lewinsky have in common?
A: They were both upset when Bill finished first.



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Q: What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
A: An ex-wife and a dead girlfriend.



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