An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the ommanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just joined the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked, "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 17 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Clinton was asked if Monica Lewinsky was lying. "No” he replied “she was kneeling.” Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 769 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What do and Bob Dole and Monica Lewinsky have in common? A: They were both upset when Bill finished first. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 112 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A: An ex-wife and a dead girlfriend. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 126 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.