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The first ladies of UK, Russia and France were having a meeting with Lady Hilary Clinton.
The subject of discussion was the penis of their respective spouse. The first lady of UK
says, "It is like a gentle man- it stands up, as soon as I enter the room" The lady from
Russia says, "It is like an army officer- you do not know where he will attack from- front
or back.." The French lady says, "It is like the screen in the auditorium- once the act is
performed, it drops down..." Then Hilary says, "It's like a rumour... it moves from one
mouth to another..."




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Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path
of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me yourmoney," he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this! I'm a
United States Congressman!"

"In that case", said to mugger, "give me MY money !"




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Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path
of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your
money," he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this! I'm a
United States Congressman!"

"In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money!"


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Why are political people always in pain?
Because they do a lot of labour!


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