The first ladies of UK, Russia and France were having a meeting with Lady Hilary Clinton. The subject of discussion was the penis of their respective spouse. The first lady of UK says, "It is like a gentle man- it stands up, as soon as I enter the room" The lady from Russia says, "It is like an army officer- you do not know where he will attack from- front or back.." The French lady says, "It is like the screen in the auditorium- once the act is performed, it drops down..." Then Hilary says, "It's like a rumour... it moves from one mouth to another..." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 12 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me yourmoney," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this! I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that case", said to mugger, "give me MY money !" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 21 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this! I'm a United States Congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 43 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Why are political people always in pain? Because they do a lot of labour! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 168 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.