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Q: what does the W in "George W.Bush" stand for ?
A: Wick'ed


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Q: what does the W in "George W.Bush" stand for ?
A: Wick'ed


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Georg W. Bush goes to the doctor . The doctor tells
him: "I found out that you have a problem with
your brain . Your brain has two parts the left part
and the right part . The left part has nothing right
in it , and the right part has nothing left in it.


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Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Sadaam Hussein died
& went straight to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to
call England and see how everybody is doing there.
She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she
asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you?
The devil says "Five million dollars"
She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming,
"My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see
how everybody is doing there too"
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked
"Well, devil how much do I owe you?
The devil says "Ten million dollars" With a smug look on his face,
so Clinton made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Sadaam was even more jealous & starts screaming,
"I want to call Iraq too, I want to see how
everybody is doing there too.
I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna
talk to everybody".....> He called Iraq and he
talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked
& talked, then he asked
"Well, devil how much do I owe you??
The devil says "One dollar".
Sadaam is stunned & says "One dollar? Only one dollar?"
The devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell
to another hell, it's local".



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