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Jerry Falwell was seated next to
President Clinton on a recent flight.
After the plane was airborne, the
flight attendant came around for
drink orders. The President asked
for a whiskey & soda, which was
brought and placed before him.
The attendant then asked the minister
if he would also like a drink.
The minister replied in disgust,
"Ma'am, I'd rather be savagely raped
by a brazen whore than let liquor
touch these lips!" The President
then handed his drink back to the
attendant and said, "I'm sorry,
I didn't know there was a choice.
I'll have the same thing he's having."


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Hillary went into a pet shop and found
a beautiful, colorful parrot. "Does this
parrot talk?" she asked. "Yes, he does,"
the manager told her. "But why is this
one only $50 and all the others are $500?"
she asked. "Well, ma'am," the manager
told her, "not everyone would want to own
this parrot. He spent many years in a
whorehouse, and his language is terrible."
"Well, I want him," she said. "Suit yourself,"
the manager shrugged. When she got the parrot
back to the White House, she uncovered his
cage and admired the colorful bird. The
parrot tilted his head to one side, looked
her straight in the eye, and said, "New
house, new madam." Hillary laughed.
Soon Chelsea and a friend came in and began
admiring the bird. "New house, new whores,"
the parrot observed. At first they were
offended, but when Hilary explained about
the bird's history, they too, laughed at him.
A few minutes later, the president entered
the living quarters. The parrot looked up
from his feeder and said, "Hi, Bill."


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Bill Clinton and Al Gore are sitting
in a diner. The waitress says, "Ready
to order?" Clinton says, "Yeah. I'd
like a quickie." The waitress says,
"A quickie? Mr. President, I don't
think that's a real good idea. I'll
come back when you're ready to order
from the menu." Gore leans and says,
"It's pronounced "quiche."


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Bill Clinton and Al Gore were taking
a shower at the gym after a strenuous
exercise. Bill looked down at Al's
dick and was shocked at how big it was.
"My GOD, Al, that thing is HUGE! How'd
you get it that big?" Bill asked in awe.
"Well, every night, I whack it three
times against the bedpost," he answered
proudly. "Well, I'll have to try that,"
Bill said. So that night, when Bill
got home, Hilary was already in bed,
half asleep. Bill took out his dick
and thumped three times against the
bed-post. Thump. Thump. Thump. Suddenly,
Hilary sat bolt upright in bed.
"Al, is that you?" she asked


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