One day a blonde and her family were going for a Sunday drive in the family bus. They were all enjoying the scenery and company of each other, when they suddenly drove into a '50 limit' zone. So without hestation the blondes dad stopped the car and ten got out of the bus..... Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 8 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There were three girls, a blonde, a brunette and a red head and the were at the doctors office because they had all gotten pregnant. As they were sitting there talking, the brunette said "I'm going to have a boy because I was on top". The red head said "Well I am going to have a girl because I was on the bottom." The blonde starded crying hysterically and the other two girls asked "What's wrong?" The blonde said "Oh no I'm going to have puppies!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One day a blonde decided to buy a CD player. The next day she took it back. When the Customer Service lady asked her what was wrong. The blonde replies, "I took the CD player into the shower with me and I got shocked." The Customer Service lady says, "Well you can't put electrical things into the water." The blonde replies, "Yeah I know but it said shock proof." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Why did the blonde sell her car? For gas money. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 112 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.