Q: Why did the blonde write TGIF in her shoe? A: So she would know that her toes go in first Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 104 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Why do blondes have to put TGIF on the top of their shoes? To remind them that Toes Go In First! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 109 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. The leggy, long haired blonde columnist lawyer named Ann was wearing a mini-skirt and a low-cut blouse. Around her neck she wore a little golden airplane on a long chair. All night long the joke moderator, a dweebish looking guy named Ray, kept eyeing her. They made eye contact and he came over to her. Slightly embarrassed as Ray gazed all over her, she held up her airplane charm and said, "Oh, you like my airplane?" "Actually, ma'am," he smiled mischievously, "I'm kind of fond of the landing field." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 5 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There was a blonde a brunette and a redhead and they were all stuck in a burning building. The fire department came and they got a blanket for them to jump on to. The brunette got up into the window they started to yell "Come on we'll catch you!" so she said "Ok, I trust you guys." So she jumped and they moved out of the way and she hit the ground and died. Then the red head got up there and they did the exact thing to her to. The blond got up there and the fire guys started to yell once again "Come on we'll catch you come on". She said to them "No way I saw what ya'll did to the other two just put the blanket on the ground!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 7 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.