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There are 3 girls who are about to get shot. There is a
blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The brunette is first and
the guys asks "Any last words?" She says "No!" The guys
screams "Ready aim!" The girls cut in and screams "Tornado!"
All the gunman run for cover while she runs away. The redhead
is next. The guys asks "Any last words?" She says "No" and then
he screams "Ready Aim" and she scream "Hurricane!" So they all
run. Then the blonde comes up and asks "Any last words?" she
says "No" then he screams "Ready Aim" and the blonde
screams "FIRE!"



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Q: What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair brown?

A: Artificial Intelligence



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Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter
tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple
question.

St. Peter asks the first blonde, "What is Easter"? The blonde replies,
"Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets
together, eats turkey, and are thankful..." "Wrong!" replies St. Peter
and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, "What is
Easter?"

The second blonde replies "Easter is the holiday in December when we put
up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus."
St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head, tells her she's
wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks,
"What is Easter?"

The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, "I
know what Easter is."

"Oh?" says St. Peter, incredulously.

"Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish
Celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last
supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one
of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed
in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through
his hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder."

St. Peter smiles broadly with delight.

The third blonde continues, "Every year the boulder is moved aside so
that Jesus can come out...and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six
more weeks of winter."



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Santa Clause, the tooth fairy, the Easter bunny, a smart blonde
and a dumb blonde all are in the same room. Theres a $10 bill on
the floor they all saw it who picks it up?


The dumb blonde does because theres no such thing as a smart
blonde, Santa Clause, the tooth fairy or the easter bunny.



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