There are 3 girls who are about to get shot. There is a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The brunette is first and the guys asks "Any last words?" She says "No!" The guys screams "Ready aim!" The girls cut in and screams "Tornado!" All the gunman run for cover while she runs away. The redhead is next. The guys asks "Any last words?" She says "No" and then he screams "Ready Aim" and she scream "Hurricane!" So they all run. Then the blonde comes up and asks "Any last words?" she says "No" then he screams "Ready Aim" and the blonde screams "FIRE!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 1 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair brown? A: Artificial Intelligence Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 86 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. St. Peter asks the first blonde, "What is Easter"? The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful..." "Wrong!" replies St. Peter and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, "What is Easter?" The second blonde replies "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus." St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head, tells her she's wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, "What is Easter?" The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is." "Oh?" says St. Peter, incredulously. "Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish Celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder." St. Peter smiles broadly with delight. The third blonde continues, "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out...and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 5 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Santa Clause, the tooth fairy, the Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde all are in the same room. Theres a $10 bill on the floor they all saw it who picks it up? The dumb blonde does because theres no such thing as a smart blonde, Santa Clause, the tooth fairy or the easter bunny. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 7 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.