A blonde man comes home and his son says "Daddy Daddy Mommy is in the bedroom and she's all sweaty and naked." So the man walks into his room and sure enough his wife is sitting there on the bed naked and sweating. He asked her why and before she could could answer he said "Oh my god you are having a heart attack arent you?" So he goes to the closet to get her some clothes. He opens the door and his brother is standing there naked and the blonde man says to his brother "What are you doing just standing there? My wife is having a heart attack!! Why arent you helping her!!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 9 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? To see what was on the other side!!! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 90 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There were three women, a blonde a redhead and a brunette. They each had one apple. The redhead took a bite of her apple and said "Yuck! there's a worm in my apple!". Then the brunette took a bite of her apple and said "Ewe! there's a worm in my apple too!". Then the blonde took a bite of her apple and said, "How come there's only half a worm in my apple?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 561 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde woman was standing at the pop machine. She put in her money and pressed the Coke button and out came a can of Coke. She looked at it and smiled. She took out another dollar, put it in the pop machine, pressed the 7-Up button and out came a can of 7-Up. She looked at it and really started smiling. She put in the change from her dollar and pressed the Coke button again, and out came another can of Coke. She had the biggest grin ever by this time. There was a man watching her when he finally went up to her and said, "What are you doing?" She looked at him and said, "Duh, I'm winning!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 1 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.