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A police officer stops a blond for speeding and asks her very
nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I
wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you
take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to
you!"



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A blonde is in the third class section of a plane.
When she looks ahead she sees the first class, and how much
better it was from the third class. So she sneaks away into the
first class.

When the co-pilot saw this he walked up to the woman and
wispered somthing into her ear and the blonde ran back to third
class.

When the co-pilot returned the pilot asked, "How did you do
that?"

The co-pilot answered, "I just told her this section wasn't
going to New York."



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Why do blondes wear tight skirts?

To keep there legs together.



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What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was
pregnant?

"Is it mine?"



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