On their wedding night, Bruce displays his member to his new blonde bride and tells her it's the only one in the world. She, of course, believes him. He's gone for a conference for a couple of weeks he returns, only to be questioned by his new wife. "Bruce," she says, "I thought you said you had the only one in the world. But Harry at the drug store has one too." "Well, er," Bruce flusters, "Harry and I were in the war together, I had two, so I gave him one of mine." "Oh. Well, why did you give him the best one?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 328 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Last July, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert an hour east of Bakersfield, CA. a blonde (of course) new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't get her brand new 22ft. Bayliner to perform properly. It wouldn't get on a plane at all and was sluggish in every maneuver, no matter how much power she gave it. So after about an hour of trying to make it go, she limped back to a nearby marina. Maybe they could tell her what was wrong? A thorough topside inspection revealed all was in good working order. The engine was running fine, the prop was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the guys working at the marina jumped into the lake to check underneath the boat. He soon surfaced, choking on water as he was laughing sooo hard... Wait... REMEMBER, this is true... Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 600 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde and her girlfriend went to the beach for the day. As they wandered up and down the shoreline in their bikinis the girlfriend began to notice that the blonde seemed to be having some difficulty walking. The girlfriend finally said, "Did you hurt your leg or something? You're walking very strangely." The blonde replied, "I have a big date tonight and I've got curlers in my hair." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 24 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Donna Jo's car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Out of the trunk jump two men in trench coats who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats, exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, this causes one of the worst pileups in history of the highway. It's not very long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward Shirleen's vehicle yelling, "What the hell is going on here?" "My car broke down," says the lady, calmly. "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!" asks the cop. And she said.... "Those are my emergency flashers!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 42 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.