One day there was this blonde that was going to commit suicide. She was in a tree with a rope around her waist and was about to jump when this guy came walking by. He asked her why she had a rope around her waist. She said she was trying to hang herself. "Aren't you supposed to put it around your neck?" He asked. She said "I did have it around my neck but it was choking me." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 15 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and sure enough, nine months later delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He took one look and was horrified to see the ugliest child he has ever seen. He went to his wife and said that there was no way that he could be the father of that child. "Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered." Then he gave her a stern look and asked, "Have you been fooling around on me?" The wife just smiled sweetly and said, "Not this time." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 40 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. What is a brunette's mating call? Have all the blondes gone home? Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 28 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A group of blondes were willing to prove that not all blondes were dumb. They established a judges panel of people to ask the questions. On the day of the judging the people started off by asking, "What is 59+2?" The first blonde contestant responded by saying, "57?" The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" Then they asked, "What is 15-5?" The blonde responded, "20 right?" Once again the rest of the contestants screamed, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" The judges decided to go easier on her and asked, "What is 1+2?" "3?" said the blonde. The rest of the blondes say, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 11 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.