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A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde were all running from the cops. They decided to split
up. The brunette went to the west and jumped in with a pack of dogs. She started barking
so the cops went after the red-head. The red-head went to east and jumped in with a pack
of cats. She started meowing so the cops went after the blonde. The blonde went south and
jumped into a vegetable garden. When the cops caught up with her, she began repeating,
"Photosyntehsis, photosynthesis..."




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Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
A: Last years hide and seek winner.



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What goes screech urch screech urch screech urch?


A blonde going through a blinking red light.



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John went to his friend's house unannounced, and he wanted
to spend the night. His friend was sorry that he could not offer
him a whole room, so he said, "You can sleep on the floor in
the living room, or you can sleep in the room with Baby."

John said that he would prefer the floor.

The next morning he went to the bathroom, and there he met a
gorgeous young blond. "Hi," he said, "who are you?"

"I'm Baby, and who are you?"

"I'm stupid," he said.



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