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A blonde walked into a pizza place and she ordered a medium
pizza and the the dude working there asked if she wanted it cut
into 6 or 12 slices and she replied 6 because I won't be able to
eat 12!!!



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Q. How does a blonde moonwalk?
A. She pulls down her pants and slides her ass along the floor.



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Q: How's a blonde like mathematics?

A: ADD a bed
SUBTRACT her clothes
DIVIDE her legs
pray to God you don't MULTIPLY!!!



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NASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two
pigs and Kiki, a stunning blonde.

When the rocket is outside the stratosphere, the first stage
drops off. Contact is made: "Houston here, Pig 1, Pig 1, do you
read us? Over."

"Oink, oink, here Pig 1, read you loud and clear."

"Pig 1, do you still know your instructions?"

"Yes, when we get to the moon, I press the red button to
initiate the moon landing. Over."

"That's right. Over and out."

They go on until the rocket separates its booster stage. "Hello,
Pig 2? Come in please."

"Oink, oink, here Pig 2, read you loud and clear."

"OK, Pig 2 do you remember your instructions?"

"Yes, when we've landed on the moon and are ready to leave, I
press on the green button to initiate the launch program."

"That's right, Pig 2. Over and out."

An hour later, when the rocket has achieved the correct speed
the last stage drops off as planned. Ground control contacts the
astronauts again. "Houston here, Kiki, come in. Kiki do you read
us?"

"Kiki here, reading you loud and clear."

"Kiki, do you remember your instructions?"

"Yes," Kiki says, "I feed the two pigs and keep my hands off any
buttons."



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