A blonde goes into a worldwide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. When the man tells her that it will cost her $300, she exclaims,"I don't have any money... but I'll do anything to get a message to my mother in Poland!!!" To that the man asks, "Anything?" And the blonde says, "Yes.... ANYTHING!!" With that the man says, "Follow me!" He walks into the next room and tells her, "Come in and close the door." She does this and then he says, "Get on your knees."She does. He then says, "Take down my zipper." She does. Then he says, "Go ahead, take it out." With that, she takes it out and holds it with both hands. And then the man says somewhat impatiently, "Well, go ahead!!" She then brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it very close to her lips, she says, "HELLO, MOM?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 8 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? You have to hollow out the head. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 120 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light bulbs? She needed them for the darkroom she was building. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 106 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There was a Blonde, a Burnette, and a Redhead. And they were all running from the police, when they ran into a potato farm. They each found their own empty potato bag, and jumped in. When the police came through the farm, they picked up the potato bags. The burnette made a barking sound, and the police thought it was a dog. Then they picked up the bag that the redhead was in, and she purred, so the police thought it was a cat. Then the police picked up the blonde's bag, and she said, P-O-T-A-T-O! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.