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A blonde and a redhead are looking through a photo album, and
there are pictures from vacations, and other such events.
Suddenly the blonde jumps up and says, "Oh no! I'm going to miss
you!"

The redhead says, "What?" The blonde says, I must be about to
die. My life is flashing before my eyes!



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Q. How did the blonde break her legs raking leaves?

A. She fell out of the tree.



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Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde,
Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second
blonde, Buffie, in great detail.

The robbery begins. Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops
the car and says to Buffie, "I want to make absolutely sure you
understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the
bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you
understand the plan?"

"Perfectly," said Buffie.

Buffie goes in the bank while Judy waits in the getaway car. One
minute passes . . Two minutes pass .. . . Seven minutes
pass . . . and Judy is really stressing out.

Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Buffie. She's
got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car.
About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the
bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out.
The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while
he is firing his weapon. As the gals are getting away,Judy
says "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!"

Buffie said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!"

"No, you idiot," said Judy. "You got it all mixed up. I said tie
up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!"



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A blonde, a brunett, and a red head went to the doctor to find
out what sex each of their babies would be before they were
born. So when they got there the docter asked how they each had
sex in the first place. The brunett said "Mitionary," and the
docter responded "you are going to have a beautiful baby girl"
Then the red head said she was on top and the docter said "You
will have a baby boy"...so the blonde thought for a second then
finally shouted "I'M GOING TO HAVE PUPPIES!!"



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