A blonde and a redhead are looking through a photo album, and there are pictures from vacations, and other such events. Suddenly the blonde jumps up and says, "Oh no! I'm going to miss you!" The redhead says, "What?" The blonde says, I must be about to die. My life is flashing before my eyes! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 142 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q. How did the blonde break her legs raking leaves? A. She fell out of the tree. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 244 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail. The robbery begins. Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Buffie, "I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand the plan?" "Perfectly," said Buffie. Buffie goes in the bank while Judy waits in the getaway car. One minute passes . . Two minutes pass .. . . Seven minutes pass . . . and Judy is really stressing out. Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes Buffie. She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is dragging it to the car. About the time she gets the safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst open again with the security guard coming out. The guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles while he is firing his weapon. As the gals are getting away,Judy says "You are such a blonde! I thought you understood the plan!" Buffie said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you said!" "No, you idiot," said Judy. "You got it all mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde, a brunett, and a red head went to the doctor to find out what sex each of their babies would be before they were born. So when they got there the docter asked how they each had sex in the first place. The brunett said "Mitionary," and the docter responded "you are going to have a beautiful baby girl" Then the red head said she was on top and the docter said "You will have a baby boy"...so the blonde thought for a second then finally shouted "I'M GOING TO HAVE PUPPIES!!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.