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How do you know when a blondes been at you're computer?

There's twink on the screen, mousetrap by the mouse, 20c in the
hard-drive and a condom on the joy stick.



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One day a blonde decided to go flying for fun and goes to the
airport to rent a plane. When she arrives at the airport the
manager says they have already rented all the planes and the
blonde decides to rent a helicopter instead. She learns how to
use it and says that she will check in every 20 min.
After twenty minutes goes by the blonde calls in and says "Im
doin' fine"
Another 20 min. and she calls in and says "I've never seen so
many buttons"
Another 20 mins. and she doesn't call in so the manager radios
her and asks her why she didnt call and she replies "I crashed"
The manager, worried about the blonde asks how and she says
"Well,... It was kinda cold, so I turned off the big fan!"



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A blonde walked into a doctors office with 2 BIG RED ears.
The doctor asked "What happened to your ears?" She replied "I
was ironing my clothes and someone called and instead of
picking up the phone I picked up the iron!" So the doctor
asked "What happened to the other ear?" "Well the jerk called
back!!"



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A blonde walks into a convenience store and buys some asprin
and gives the bottle back to the cashier. She takes the asprin
and leaves. In 2-5 min. she comes back in and takes another and
gives the bottle back and leaves. In another 2-5 min she comes
in and asked for a VIAGRA. The Cashier asked what the VIAGRA
was for and she said "Asprin is for headaches, right. And
Viagra is for Fuckin', right. Well, I got one fuckin' headache."



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