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THEY HAVE A NEW PAINT COMING OUT .
IT IS CALLED BLONDE.

ITS NOT TO BRIGHT, BUT IT SPREADS EASY..



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A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she
touches it. "Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her
elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams
and so it goes on. The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you? You're really a
blonde?" She says "Yes doctor," "I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."



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A blonde walks up to a coke machine, puts in a dollar, presses
the button and a coke comes out.

A man walks up behind her and says "Excuse me Miss, but what
are you doing?". The blonde then turns around, flips her hair
and says "Duh! I'm winning!"



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This blonde walks into a convinience store and the clerk asked
if her blinker was on, she looked back and said, "Yes, no, yes,
no, etc...."



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