What is a blonde's favorite nursery ryme? Hump-me Dump-me (humty Dumpty) Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 99 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it." The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 5 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. How did the blonde try to kill the worm? She buried it alive. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 84 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Three blondes were walking in the forest when they stumble upon some tracks. So, the first one says "There deer tracks", the second one says "She's wrong they are bear tracks", the third one says "No, they are elk tracks" then they got hit by the train. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 14 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.