Q.why did the blonde die drinking milk?A.Because the cow fell over. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 98 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Person 1: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? Person 2: I don't know. Person 1: Nothing, they never met! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 110 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Upon hearing that taking milk baths would make her beautiful, a blonde lady left a note to her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note he felt that it must be a mistake because nobody orders that much milk. He thought that she probably meant 1.5 gallons, and knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said; "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" "No," the blonde replied "I want 15 gallons as I'm going to fill my bathtub and take a milk bath." The milkman then asked, "Pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my breasts." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde decided she needed to earn some money so she decided to go and ask people if they had any jobs that needed doing. She knocked on the first and a man opened the door "Excuse me sir I was wondering if you had any jobs that needed doing?" "Yes I do actually I need my porch painting, how much will you charge?" The blonde had a look around and said "$20" "Great!" The man replies. The man gives the blonde paint and a brush and goes back into the house. Twenty minutes later the blonde knocks on the door and says she has finished. The man amazed by her speed gives her the money and thanks her, just before she leaves the blonde says "Oh by the way its not a Porche, its a Ferrari!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 5 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.