A blonde woman, a black woman and a hispanic woman were traveling across the country by jet. Half way through the trip, the pilot comes on the intercom and announces, "I have some bad news. We are having major engine trouble and a crash is inevitable, so please prepare yourself." The blonde immediately opens her purse and frantically touches up her makeup. The hispanic woman say, "What are you doing? We're going to crash! We're not going to a party!" The blonde answers, "I know, but I heard that they always save the beautiful people first in a crash." The hispanic woman then goes through her purse and puts on every bit of jewelry she has and puts on the beautiful new sweater she was taking to her mother as a gift. The black woman see this and asks, "Girl, are you crazy? What are you doing?" The hispanic woman says, "I heard, that in a crash, they always look for the rich people first." The black woman then jumps up and removes her skirt and panties. The other two women ask her what she is doing. "I don't know where you two get your information, but when I see a plane crash on the news, the most important thing is finding the black box!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 5 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said,"We were the first on the moon!" The blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian, to which the blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 10 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessively nervous and shifty- eyed. Soon after takeoff, the blonde man called a stewardess to his seat and said, "I have a live grenade in my pocket. I'll blow up the plane if you do not divert to Cairo." Perplexed, the stewardess said, "But, sir. This is TWA flight 1219 to Cairo." "Damn!" replied the blonde passenger, "I got on the wrong plane." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 5 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One day, a man was on his porch. All of a sudden, the blonde next door comes out and checks her mailbox. With a frustrated look on her face, she goes back inside without any mail. 5 minutes later, the blonde comes back and checks her mailbox and yet again, she goes back inside without any mail.Then, the blonde goes back out to check it. The neighbor is puzzled so he asks her why she keeps checking her mailbox and going back inside without any mail. "Well, my computer says I've got mail but when I go out and check, there isn't any!!" was her reply!! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 11 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.