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A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store and slapped a
package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction.

The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat
them?"

The woman's eyes got very large, and she whispered,
"Do you mean to tell me that 'Pussy Treats' are meant
for 'cats'?"



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There's this vantriloquist act in a bar and his entire routine
is all about stupid blondes. Later on in the night this blonde
lady stands up,in the back, and she says, "Excuse me, but
growing up I had to deal with a lot of jokes directed at me just
because I had blonde hair, it did't make it easy or me to
complete school, and I find your act insulting and
innapropriate!" so the man replies, "Sorry lady were just doing
it for a few laughs..." she interupts him "YOU STAY OUT OF THIS
I'M TALKING TO THE LITTLE GUY ON YOUR LAP!!!!"



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A blonde was standing in front of a soda machine
muttering, "You're a dumb-looking button. You don't have much of
a future, either. You're going to be replaced by a much better
looking button."

"What are you doing?" her girlfriend asked.

The blonde quickly pointed to the sign on the front of the
machine that read "DEPRESS BUTTON FOR ICE".



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How do you know if a blonde's been in a big rig?

There's lipstick all over the wheel because of trying to blow
the horn.



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