A blonde went to a store and needed to leave a message for her mom in POLAND. She told the man this and he said ok that will be $300. The blonde said "well I don't have any money but I will do anything to leave this message." The man said "Everything" she said "yes". The man went into a room and told her to follow him and close the door. He told her to get on her knees and take it out, she did, then he said "well........" Holding it with both hands she used it as a microphone and started yellin, "MOM YOU THERE???? CAN YOU HEAR ME" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman. Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help. She obliged and let him do his thing. Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, "Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new Mercedes!" "Dear God! Did you try to stop him?" "No," she said, "I did better than that! I got the license plate number!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 12 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Why are blondes and turtles so much alike? When their on their backs they are both screwed Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 98 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. What do you call a blonde behind a steering wheel? An air bag. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 100 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.