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Once there was a blonde, brunette and a red head. They entered
in a 1500m race in swimming. At the first quarter the red head
got tired and drowned, at the half of the race the brunette got
tired and drowned. When the blonde was about 5 meters away from
the finishing line, she got tired and decided to swim back to
the start.



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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of
their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get
the door open but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger
stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said
anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."



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There was a blonde woman named, Cindy, that was in deep
financial problems. So she got on her knees and prayed "Dear
God, please let me win the lottery. I really need your help or
I'll loose my car, the house, and everything else." She doesn't
win. The next day she prays to God "God! I really really need
your help! I'll loose my car, the house, and everything else."
Once again, she doesn't win. The next day she says the same
prayer; then God speaks to her " Cindy! work with me here, BUY
A TICKET!!"



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A blonde walks into a building and screams at the top of her
lungs, " I WANT A BURGER AND FRIES!!!!"

The Librarian replies,"Excuse me but this is a library."

The blonde says "Oh" and whispers...."Can I have a burger and
fries?"



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