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A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the
loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for
two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security
for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls
Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,
she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to
accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at
the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a
$5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the
Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest,which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss,
we are very happy to have had your business, and this
transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled.
"While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are
a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to
borrow $5,000?"
The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park
my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there
when I return?"
Finally, a smart blonde joke!



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Four blonds in a pub on stools were talking about how big there
fanny's are. The first blond says my boyfriend can fit 3 fingers
up me. The second goes, my boyfriend can put his whole hand up
me. The third one goes, that's nothing my boyfriend can fit his
whole arm up me. The fourth one is laughing and sliding down the
stool.



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Q: Why are blonde jokes so short???

A: So men can remember them!


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A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were
on a plane.The plane was going down fast, and there were only
four parachutes for all five of them. The pilot took one and
jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the
blonde took one and jumped. The pope told the brunette to take
the last one. The brunette said, "There are still 2 parachutes
left! The blonde took my backpack!"



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