Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet? A: The winner of last year's hide and seek contest. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 82 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes alot, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 12_foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Darn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 5 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde in a bar finds herself caught up in conversation with another blonde. "Slow night, huh?" says the first blonde. "Yeah," says the second blonde. "So, where are you from?" "I'm from New York," says the first blonde. "Really?" says the second blonde. "So am I! Here, let me buy you a drink!" "Thanks!" says the first blonde. "So, where did you grow up?" "Upper West Side," says the second blonde. "Central Park West, near 74th." "My God!" says the first blonde. "That's amazing! That's my old neighborhood! What school did you go to?" "All private schools," says the second blonde. "I graduated from Sacred Heart High in '94." "I can't believe this!" says the first blonde. "I graduated from Sacred Heart in '94 too!" "No way!" says the second blonde, astonished. "That's incredible!" About this time, one of the bar's regulars comes in, sits down, and greets the bartender. "Hiya, Sam. Anything going on tonight?" "Not much," says the bartender. "Except that the Murphy twins are drunk again." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 5 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. One afternoon a blonde and a brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news about a man who was going to commit suicide off the Brooklyn Bridge. Then the blonde said, " I bet you 50 dollars he won't jump" Then the brunette agreed. Then the man jumped off and the blonde handed her the 50 dollars and the brunette said, "I can't take this from you! Your my Best friend!" the the blonde replied, "You won it fair and square!" then the brunette said, " no I didnt I saw the 5 o' clock news and he jumped!" the Blonde said, " so did I, but I didn't think he would do it again!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 7 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.