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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive
blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight
to the mailbox.

She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back in the
house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to
the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again.

Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting
ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the
mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL"



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There is a blonde, a burnette, and a redhead in an elevator. The
redhead looks at a wall and says "that looks like a cum stain"
the burnette smells it and saays "that smells like a cum stain"
the blonde licks and says "yep, it's a cum stain but it's no one
from this building!"



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Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69's a mouthful


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Legend has it that there is a restaurant in New York where, in
the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands
in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a
wish. However, if one tells a lie-*poof*-you are instantly
swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

Sooooo, A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies
Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the
most beautiful woman in the world."-*poof*-The mirror swallows
her. Next a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and
says, "I think I'm losing weight."-*poof*-The mirror swallows
her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before
the mirror and says, "I think...."-*poof*-



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