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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all died and went to heaven.
God said if they jumped off this one cliff and said what they
wanted to be in the next life, it would happen. The redhead
jumped off, said fox, and became a fox. The brunette jumped off,
said eagle, and became an eagle. The blonde ran up, tripped, and
said, "Oh, Shit!!!"



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A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to
a barstool. After ordering a drink and sitting there for a
while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely
quiet.In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him
says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The
bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall,
200 lb. blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the
woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weight lifter.
The lady to your right is a blonde and she's a pro wrestler.
Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that
joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to
explain it five times."



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A blonde is over at this Coke Machine putting fifty cents in,
taking the coke, putting it in her pockets, throwing the
quarters in, taking the coke, putting it in her pockets,
throwing the quarters in, taking the coke, putting it in her
pockets. After a while she has a coke in every pocket. She keeps
going, stacking the cokes around her on the floor. Finally, the
guy behind her, getting pissed off, asks her, "What the HECK are
you doing?!" She responds, "Duh, I'm winning."



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One day three ladies; a blond, a brunett and a red head, decided
that they wanted a new look so they went to a magic hair salon.
The blond went first she told the lady that she was sick of
being a blonde and she wanted to be smarter so she changed her
into a red head. Next, the red head went. She told the lady that
she wanted to be smarter, so the lady changed her into a bruntte.
Finally the brunette went. She to the lady that she was sick of
being so smart and wanted to be the stupidest person in the
world. So the lady changed her into a man.



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