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A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered
the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted
him by saying "T-G-I-F"
He smiled at her and replied "S-H-I-T"
She looked at him, puzzled, and said "T-G-I-F" again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering "S-H-I-T".
The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest
smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a
quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T".
The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she
said, "T-G-I-F, T-hank G-oodness I-ts F-riday; get it?"
The man answered, "S-orry H-oney, I-t's T-hursday".



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A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde were all running from the cops. They decided to split
up. The brunette went to the west and jumped in with a pack of dogs. She started barking
so the cops went after the red-head. The red-head went to east and jumped in with a pack
of cats. She started meowing so the cops went after the blonde. The blonde went south and
jumped into a vegetable garden. When the cops caught up with her, she began repeating,
"Photosyntehsis, photosynthesis..."


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A blonde woman was standing at the pop machine. She put in her money and pressed the Coke
button and out came a can of Coke. She looked at it and smiled. She took out another
dollar, put it in the pop machine, pressed the 7-Up button and out came a can of 7-Up.
She looked at it and really started smiling. She put in the change from her dollar and
pressed the Coke button again, and out came another can of Coke. She had the biggest grin
ever by this time. There was a man watching her when he finally went up to her and said,
"What are you doing?" She looked at him and said, "Duh, I'm winning!"



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A blonde and a brunette were playing pool one day when the blonde started the game. She
imediately hits the black ball in. The brunette screams out, "I WON! I WON!" Angry the
blonde screams out, "NO YOU DIDN'T, I LOST!"


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