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Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.




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Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.




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A blonde and a brunette were opening their paychecks when the blonde asked the brunette
what she was going to buy.
The brunette replied, "I think I'll buy a new set of plates because mine are chipped. What
are you going to buy?"

The blonde said, "I think I'm gonna buy a new butt, because my old one has an enormous
crack in it."



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A blonde walks into an appliance store, and asks to buy a television set.
"Sorry," says the owner. "We don't allow blondes in here." The blonde leaves and dyes her
hair brown. The next day, she returns and asks to buy the television.

"Sorry," says the owner. "We don't allow blondes in here."

"Hey," says the blonde, shocked, "how'd you know it was me?"

"You've been trying to buy a microwave."



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