Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party? A: The invitation. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 146 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure? A: No one else wants it. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 103 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What's a brunette's mating call? A: "Has the blonde left yet?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 133 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes? A: Invisible. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 106 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.