Doctor: You are 2 weeks pregnant Blond: Is it mine? Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 272 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A redhead goes to the doctor and as she touches every part of her body with her finger she complains, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my neck hurts, and even my head hurts!" The doctor asks, "Where you ever a Blonde?" "Yes I was." she replies. "why do you ask?" The doctor answers, "because you have a broken finger!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 25 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on a Sunday? A: Tell her a joke on Monday. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 129 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Three nurses (brunet, redhead, and a blond) all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all got together on a break and discussed what they had done to the doctor. The brunet said, "I put cotton in his stethescope so he couldn't hear." The redhead said, "Well, I did worse than that. I poked holes in all his condoms." The blond fainted. Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 335 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.