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A blonde and a brunette were watching
the 9 o'clock news. The story was about
a suicidal man ready to jump off a bridge.
The brunette says to the blonde,
"I bet you $50 the man is going to jump."
The blonde replies, "Okay you're on,
and gives the brunette $50.
The brunette says, "I can't accept this
money. I watched the 6 o'clock news and
saw the man jump then."
"No, you have to take it," says the blonde.
"I watched the 6 o'clock news too, but
I didn't think he would do it again."


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There were 11 models hanging onto a rope that
came down from a plane.
Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette.
They all decided that one person should get
off because if they didn't, the rope would
tear apart and everyone would fall to their deaths.
No one could decide who should go, so finally
the brunette said, "I'll get off."
all of the blondes started clapping.
Problem solved.


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Q. Why do blondes have square tits?
A. Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the
box.


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A blonde is stopped while driving and asked to get into
the police car. They take her to the station and start
explaining the scene of the crime.
" you was in your car and ' i just wanna make
love to you...'
she stopped him and said,
" i am not cheap. £40 is my going rate. I can do
you all night if you want."
" The policemen said i was talking about the
music that was on in your car."


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