A robber took his blonde friend to do a "job". after they left the bank on the run , he asked her if she could see any police cars on the chase. Blonde : "yes i do" Robber : "are they after us ?" Blonde : "yes they are" Robber : "do they have a blue light ?" Blonde : "yes no yes no yes no..." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 143 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A Blonde came in for a job interview. The manager starts: "we are looking for someone who can initiate.. The blonde stops him : "your place or mine?" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 276 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blond calles her boy friend and asks him :Rick , Rick , come quick , i need your help. i got a new pazel and i can't find the way to start it, i have been sitting on it the whole day and could not find two pieces that fit. come see for your self. O.K. Rick said and headed home. half an hour later he gets home and the blind showes him the parts sread on the table. Rick takes a deep breath and answers: sorry honey , i can not help , let's have a coffy and calm down and then i will help you put all the cornflakes pieces back in the box Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 55 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blonde got lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. ''If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.'' Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45 minutes. Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, ''Well, I'm done with the parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can follow me over to K-Mart.'' Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 44 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.