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theres this guy named marco and while he wasvisiting egept he finds a magic lamp so he
rubs it and a genie comes out and says:who has rubbed the magic lamp,marco replies me. and
the genie says i will grant you three wishes but watever he wishes for all the blondes in
the world get double.so he wishes he had 1000000000 dollers so he gets the money but the
blondes get double so next he wishes for a opel speedster and he gets it and all the
blondes get 2 opel speedsters and that makes him very mad and says you see that stick over
there i want you too beat me HALF to death with it.......





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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Last years hide-and-seek champion.





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There's this blonde who goes into an electronics shop, and asks the bloke in there if she
can buy this TV. But the bloke says Sorry, we dont serve blondes.
So she goes away, dyes her hair brown, and goes back. Sorry, we dont serve blondes, the
bloke says.
So she goes back and dyes her hair ginger, but he still tells her they dont serve blondes.

Sooooo, she goes back yet again, but dyes her hair black. Again, she asks if she can buy
the TV, but yet again, she cant get served.
Look, she says, how can you tell i'm a blonde, even tho i've dyed my hair???

Soory lady, thats a microwave!!!!





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What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
you don't realise how much they mean to you until they go down on you.




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