Did you hear about the blonde that gave up bowling and switched to sex?? She said the balls were a hell of a lot lighter, and she never had to change shoes!!! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 124 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Q. Why did the blonde go on the roof? A. Because the bar tender told her the drinks were on the house Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 133 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." "What sort of question?" "Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?' The blonde thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 33 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. Why did the blond decide not to blow up her husbands car after all? She kept burning her lips on the tailpipe! Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 108 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.