Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 17 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. This blonde walks into the barber shop and asks the barber if he does perms. The barber, noticing how incredibly beautiful she was, said "Of course I do perms, but I must insist you take off your headphones first." The blonde refused and the barber had no choice but to obey her request to leave them on. So the blonde sits down in the barber chair and the barber starts the perm. About half way through the process the blonde falls asleep. The barber loving the fact that this beautiful woman is in his chair decides to take off the headphones so he can do the perfect perm. So he takes them off and lays them in the counter and proceeds with the perm. A couple minutes later the blonde's lips start turning blue. The barber thought that this was strange but he continued anyways. A few minutes later her whole face was blue and the barber called 911. When the paramedics arrived they pronounced her dead by suffocation. The barber was miffed as to how this could happen. So the paramedics took the blonde away from the barber shop. The barber, being a good barber, went back into the shop and started cleaning up. While cleaning he noticed the woman's headphones on the counter. He decided to pick them up and listen to what the blonde was listening to. When he put them to his ear he heard "Breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 15 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. A blond, brunette, and a red head are standing on the top of a burning building. Firemen come and hold a sheet at the bottom of the building. They tell the brunette to jump. She jumps and they move the sheet away. So she crashes and dies. Then they tell the red head to jump. She says, "I'm not stupid, you'll do the same to me and so I won't jump." But the firemen tell her, "Oh no, we just don't like brunettes, we love red heads so jump." She jumps, but they move away the sheet and she dies. Then they tell the blond to jump, but she says, "I'm not dumb, put down the sheet, step away, and then I'll jump." Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 7 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS. There is a blonde, brunette, and a redhead that die. They are at the Gates of Heaven and they meet God. He says "There are 1,000 steps that lead to Heaven. Every five I will tell you a joke and if you laugh you have to leave." The brunnete makes it to the 100th step and starts to laugh and is kicked out. The redhead makes it to the 500th step and laughes. Finally the blonde and God are at the 999th step. The blonde starts to laugh and God asks "Why are you laughing?" She said, "I just got the first joke!!!!!!" Rate the joke: 1 2 3 4 5 6 people already rated this joke. Send this joke to a friend Start your day smiling with a funny joke by SMS.