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This young couple had only been married for one night when
the blonde bride went to the doctor to say, "This is my first
day of marriage, and there is something that bothers me."

Doctor: "What is it?"

Blonde Bride: "Well, during sex I feel his dick touch my
kidneys."

Doctor: "Just send in your groom, and I will cut a couple of
inches off and hopefully it will not reach your kidneys."

Blonde Bride: "No, I want you to remove my kidneys
instead."



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The old pro was bored early on and had already been into the
cooler in the pro shop, when suddenly a young lady ran in
screaming, "I was stung by a bee!"

"Where," the bleary-eyed pro asked?

"Between the first and second holes," replied the frantic young
blonde.

To which the tipsy pro replied,"I told you yesterday that your
stance was too wide."



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A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She
proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend
says, "O.K., what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde
replies, "Oh, that's easy, W."



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Q: What do you call a blonde in a closet?

A: The hide and go seek champion of 1988.




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